no more beefalo too much beefalo i can’t take it i am becoming beefalo we are all beefalo
im imagining the Teens of the future laughing at how we dressed in the 21st century as they struggle into their plasma girdles and laser pants and I’m getting so mad
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
he died a hero’s death
“You guys are really obsessed with these Pokémon fusions.”
thing i will never finish